2 dam horney

Aouwghhhhgghhhh I yam 2 dam horney

I am TOO damn horny

They could put me in a saw trap

But then I’ll just be sawing

Off my leg

because eyeam 

too damn horny

Shoot me into space

shoot ropes all over the place

Have to rename the milky ways

Because I’m too damn horny

I love SEX and I love to HAVE IT

I feel like Ed Sheeran with his bad habits

I feel like Steve Lacy like a bad habit

But it’s not a BAD habit

I love sex like a goddamn rabbit

I love sex ‘til it makes me stupid

I love sex and I love to do it

I feel like Soulja boy…

… Superman that ho……

I’m gay soulja boy…

… Superman that bro……

People of the world are so beautiful

And I am too damn horny

Might wake up in the morning

Too damn horny

Might go to sleep

Too damn horny

Might have great dreams

Too damn horny

Send me out to pasture

Imprison me on Crete

Daedalus hates my horns

Plotted my defeat

Because,

I’m Too Damn Horny

Like Pasiphae.

I’m a pacifist

Covered in a cold sweat mist—

Save the world with fisting,

Save the world with wristies,

to save the world is no mystery.

We’re all too damn horny

And don’t know how to show it.

What’s a missile but a phallus ‘bout to blow its,

Enough.

I am

Too Damn Horny

You are

Too Damn Horny

Let’s All Say together:

Ooaeghghaaaaough…

EyeYam EyeYam EyeYam

2

Dam

Horney.