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Aouwghhhhgghhhh I yam 2 dam horney I am TOO damn horny They could put me in a saw trap But then I’ll just be sawing Off my leg because eyeam  too damn horny Shoot me into space shoot ropes all over the place Have to rename the milky ways Because I’m too damn horny I love SEX and I love to HAVE IT I feel like Ed Sheeran with his bad habits I feel like Steve Lacy like a bad habit But it’s not a BAD habit I love sex like a goddamn rabbit I love sex ‘til it makes me stupid I love

Contributor Maryam Bokhari explores fan edits, specifically thirst edits, and the ways fans consume such media.  Fan edits romanticise the mundane, captivate the masses, and persuade the sceptic. Like it or not, fan edits have mastered the creative compression of long-form media. Through visual, auditory, and graphic manipulation, they condense complex narratives and magnify key moments, characters, and aesthetics. It's no wonder Gen Z loves them – with our attention span eve

Editorial Assistant Juliette Allen explores the sexy, mysterious and ubiquitous online phenomenon: the‘Office Siren’. The ‘Office Siren’  paradigm, never to be confused with ‘Corporate Baddie’  or ‘Corpcore ’, is an emerging trend coined by TikTok fashion aficionados, as a woman working in the field of… well you guessed it…Corporate! Though the trend itself isn’t interested in the specific sectors in which women work, but rather the style and sensibility they present. AlleyGi

Editorial Assistant Elizabete Lasmane delves into the good, bad and ugly of Dating App and Hookup Culture. Dear reader, this piece explores the devaluation of sexual intimacy, “Hookup Culture”  and its negative manifestations, and the global loss of interest in genuine connections due to the frequent use of dating apps amongst our generation. Please enjoy it with a cup of your comfort drink.  “Hookup Culture”  has become a global movement for our generation, manifesting in di

Editorial Assistant Rahima Bilgrami recounts the time the most magnetic siren of all seduced her: the non-stop corporate grind. If someone had told me in 2024 that in a year, I would willingly give up trying to manage my full-time job, two volunteer roles, and networking with the persistence of a LinkedIn algorithm on steroids, I would’ve laughed, cried, and then pulled my hair out from sheer terror. Because back then? I lived for the grind. I was Jessica Pearson in the flesh

Online Editor Vanessa Bland examines the romanticisation of the concept of virginity, through its extensive cinematic depictions. For decades, the silver screen has mythologised the concept of virginity. The “first time” has become a siren song to teenagers wanting to fit in or prove their worth. This siren song echoes through high school hallways, frat houses, suburban bedrooms, and prom night limos — promising transformation, status, or doom. In mythology, sailors crashed a

Section Editor Chantelle Mackintosh delivers a curation of good news stories to give you a break from the usual news cycle. The news can sometimes be very overwhelming and depressing; there's a lot of horrible stuff going on around the world. Take a break from all that with a wrap-up of some news items that’ll warm your heart. UK lowering the voting age:  The UK Government has moved to lower the voting age to 16 in time for the next election. This decision has been in the wor

Section Editor Chantelle Mackintosh retraces every twist and turn in the Erin Patterson mushroom case that gripped a nation. Victorian woman, Erin Patterson, has been charged with murder and attempted murder following the fatal lunch she hosted in July 2023, which left three people dead and one critically ill. With so many contrasting layers, how could it not grab the nation's attention? Here’s a wrap of all the important events leading to the final verdict.  The Important Pe

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